Like any 'good' set of parents, we have been working hard to 'teach' our daughter manners. Please, thank you, excuse me, etc. It seems to be working. I just didn't expect it to work this well:
Maddy: "Excuse me Mommy" *as she's trying to move past me in the dining room*
Me: "Ok." *I step aside to let her by*
Maddy: "NO! Excuse me Mommy"
Me: "Excuse you? Why?"
Maddy: "My butt burped"
Me: "Okay" *trying really hard not to bust out laughing because she is soooo serious*
Maddy: "My butt burps a lot Mommy"