Molly: My god your child has reached the terrible twos and its isn't even her birthday yet
Me: U don't say?!?
Me: ????? Huh?
Molly: Finally got pants on your child
Me:oh. Good for you. Thats better than I can do some days.
Me: Its only pants. Pick ur battles. Usually pants is not high on my lists of battles .
Molly: Considering I'm the aunt, pants is one of my battles.
Me: Good luck with that
Molly: Thanks. Ruby is buying Max new overalls. And where do they get their money? They don't have jobs or parents. Grandma must be rich
ME: Pimping? IDK.
Molly: I can see ruby on the street corner.But she'd be into BDSM or something because whoever picked her up would have to gag her or something
Molly: Think lady heather from CSI